Why single is good???

Whenever I say that I'm single, people suddenly gets into the act of finding me a new boyfriend. Why they do it, I still don't understand. Is it difficult for them to see me happy without a guy or is it necessary for an individual to have a guy/girl in life. Whom m I kidding??? I had my share of relationships and flings. But after a certain age you just can't pretend to be chessy and in love all the time. I'm single by choice and not by compulsion. I do want a boyfriend but don't want to settle in for anything less than perfect, as someone recently quoted in her Facebook status - "I have simple taste, I only like perfect things". Anyways so now to tell you why m writing this blog is to tell you the reasons why you shouldn't have a guy in your life and enjoy the bail period to the maximum. It goes like this:
1. Stay single and don't hamper your reputation by tagging along with a super dumb guy, who can only admire himself in the mirror and pink would suit him better than you ;)
2. If your mum likes the guy you are dating, then girl you are in for big trouble...coz no one wants to get stuck with a mamma's boy (doesnt matter whose mamma it is, trust me the danger lies ahead)
3. He might write lovey dovey stuff on your Facebook wall and secretly tries to flirt with your friends. Stay away from this kind of a moron.
4. Don't date a guy whose worships you, coz after a while you will get bored (this for women who wants to be tamed)
5. Stay away from the kinds who tries to embarrass you in front of your friends by sharing your personal stuff.
6. No use of having a guy when your work schedule is totally fucked up. And all you want after a day's hard work is to cuddle to your pillow.
7. If you like to be the MAN in the relationship then don't just date a lame duck.
8. Cant think of anything else. Don't just date a random guy till you feel he is in your league ;)

Phewww harder than I thought....anyways so its out now...STOP asking me now!!!